me: so like, is it my turn to be in a relationship yet or
Normal people: We're spooning.
Ed Sheeran: We're resembling cutlery.
Normal people: I cry alot because I miss you.
Ed Sheeran: I don't get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes.
Normal people: Will you marry me?
Ed Sheeran: I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle.