Different meaning, same words.
What people say: You have some nice-ass hair! What I hear: You have some nice ass-hair! See the diff?
When I'm trying to diet
deadlyjellybean: Yes! I’m gonna get fit like Then I see a brownie and I’m like So I eat it and then I get pissed at myself like But then I realize I can just start again tomorrow so it’s okay This is me, like every fucking day, of every year, of my life.
Having homework over the weekend...
thefunniestpost: Friday: “Psh, I’ll do it all on Sunday.” Sunday:
When someone calls Link "Zelda"
The only thing "fat" about Adele
is her paycheck.
When you flirt with your crush (or at least try)
When I find out that someone lied to me:
ohth4tdude: In reality:
Put nothing in my ask if im one of your favourite...
epic-humor: DANG, I’M SO MANY PEOPLE’S FAVOURITES! FOLLOW this blog and laugh some more
When someone calls my name: →
zcupcakes26: Expectation: Reality:
being weird is so much fun... →
themostfunniestposts: when someone talks to you: when you and your best friend say something at the same time: At a 5 star restaurant: Laughing: Talking to your crush: Explaining directions to someone: Flirting: Giving your bestfriend a hug: And people just look at you like: and you’re just like: If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true...