February 2012
11 tags
Different meaning, same words.
What people say: You have some nice-ass hair!
What I hear: You have some nice ass-hair!
See the diff?
When I'm trying to diet
deadlyjellybean:
Yes! I’m gonna get fit like
Then I see a brownie and I’m like
So I eat it and then I get pissed at myself like
But then I realize I can just start again tomorrow so it’s okay
This is me, like every fucking day, of every year, of my life.
14 tags
Having homework over the weekend...
thefunniestpost:
Friday: “Psh, I’ll do it all on Sunday.”
Sunday:
14 tags
When someone calls Link "Zelda"
7 tags
The only thing "fat" about Adele
is her paycheck.
16 tags
When you flirt with your crush (or at least try)
Expectation:
Reality:
18 tags
When I find out that someone lied to me:
ohth4tdude:
In reality:
Put nothing in my ask if im one of your favourite...
epic-humor:
DANG, I’M SO MANY PEOPLE’S FAVOURITES!
FOLLOW this blog and laugh some more
aneelkhaira:
When someone calls my name: →
zcupcakes26:
Expectation:
Reality:
being weird is so much fun... →
themostfunniestposts:
when someone talks to you:
when you and your best friend say something at the same time:
At a 5 star restaurant:
Laughing:
Talking to your crush:
Explaining directions to someone:
Flirting:
Giving your bestfriend a hug:
And people just look at you like:
and you’re just like:
If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true...