Haha, looks like Maru ate some of my mom's...
It’s okay, I suffer through it everyday.
Just friends. ;D
My friend asked me how to use a tampon. -___- Well you asked for it. I’m giving you all of it. Details and everything.
Reblog if you're bored and want random anons.
On Tumblr, you're only noticed if →
you look like this: you have the money to buy clothes like this: you own a camera like this: or you’re in a cute relationship like this: LMFAO
That beautiful music you hear
when your teacher says “Sorry.” Aaahh I can just hear it now.
My room’s next to the bathroom, and I can hear everyone pee. >.<
2011- “Hey, let’s go planking!” 2012- “Hey, let’s go choke on some cinnamon.” Are you for reals people? -.-
Just because I'm single...
doesn’t mean I’m available. ;P
“I mean Asians are cute and everything, but half Asians!? OH MY GOD.” Shut up. -__-
Me: Heyy wyd?
Friend: Taking a shit wbu?
Me: o___O so ur just sitting on the toilet..w/ the phone?
Me: remind me never to touch ur phone again.
Must be nice to know what it’s like to have plans on a Saturday night. :’(
I have a Valentine who will never turn me down.
He’s cold, but sweet. We’re gonna sit on the couch having a Harry Potter marathon. Not to mention, he’s yummy. HIS NAME’S ICE CREAM. ;D
I'm sorry but
if you put noses on your emoticons, we can’t be friends anymore. lol
The face I make when I finish a test and look at people because i’m bored. O___________________O
Me: Can you get the remote for me? It's too far.
Sister: It's like right on the coffee table in front of you. Just move your arm.
Me: Didn't you hear me? TOO FAR!
Remember to logg off next time cx -your bestfrand !;3
Stop Sopa! Reblog if you agree!
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thefunniestpost: How you dance when you’re alone: How you dance in public: 100% accurate, indeed. ;)
You know that moment when you fall in love with your best friend? Yup.
Damn, look at that ass!
that’s some sexy ass, am i right? ;) oohh.
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