What a great idea!
They should really soundproof bathrooms. I feel uncomfortable knowing someone can hear me pee.
"Bored" doesn't mean "give me chores."
Me: Dad, I'm bored.
Dad: I've got a game to play then. It's called "get the trash bag into the trash can."
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Parents shouldn't text. D:
Me: hey mom im staying after school.
Mom: Until what time?
Mom: What is "idk"?
Me: I don't know.
Mom: If you don't know then why'd you use it?
No, I didn't. I'll go- OF COURSE I DID!
Me: Mom! I can't find my phone!
Mom: Did you look for it?